A DUMPY BAG OF WONKY WOOD

HURRY! STOCK IS RUNNING LOW. ORDER YOUR'S BEFORE IT'S GONE!

The Summer feels like it has arrived..YAY!As you sit, sweltering in your deckchair, the last thing you'll be thinking about is buying any fire wood!

UNLESS...you have a fire pit or chiminea AND then you'll LUUURVE our SUMMER SIZZLER OFFER. Put down that Martini and pay attention!

STRICTLY FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASIS!

A FULL DUMPY BAG of wood to keep the chill out of those summer evenings for ONLY £40! WOW!

Take advantage of our FREE DELIVERY within 10 Miles of Wincanton, or come on round and I'll load you up with all the wood you need.

But here's the rub. It's not pretty wood. To be completely honest it's gnarly, knotty, grotty wood. We wouldn't recommend you burn it in your stove, but it's perfect for your fire pits and chiminea.

So, if you're the sort of person who buys Wonky Carrots, why not buy our Wonky Wood - It Burns Just As Good!

ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT - WHEN IT'S GONE IT'S GONE!

Contact Mike with your orders today! Be Seeing You...